Joel: “I can’t believe we’ve been married almost 17 years.”

Me: “That’s because we haven’t been. We’re coming up on 16 years. Apparently it just feels longer to you.”

Bless his heart. 🙂

I just, ahem, “suggested” to Joel that he was not correctly cooking something on the stove. He looked askew at me and said “You telling me how to cook is like me telling you how to practice law.” Zing.